lolsotrue: #1059
I am ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
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lolsotrue: #1058
That awkward moment when you have a better chance at finding Waldo than a boyfriend.
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lolsotrue: #1057
Summer vacation is when you drink triple, see double and act single.
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lolsotrue: #1056
Jealousy is when you count someone else's blessings instead of yours.
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lolsotrue: #1055
I re-do high fives if the first one wasn't good enough.
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lolsotrue: #1054
Sometimes I wonder if your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth.
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