lolsotrue: #1063
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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lolsotrue: #1062
You can pick your nose.
You can pick your friends;
but you can't pick your friends' nose.
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lolsotrue: #1061
The moment you hear noises from your parent's room and hope it isn't sex.
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lolsotrue: #1060
Just when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
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lolsotrue: #1059
I am ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
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lolsotrue: #1058
That awkward moment when you have a better chance at finding Waldo than a boyfriend.
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