Nobody understands my obsession with fictional men.







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Why is it called 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll?







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My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.







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Why yes I am a model. I've done a few shots for my school yearbook photo.







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Being a pizza delivery person is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you.







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I don't like morning people... Or mornings, or people.







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