I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs, but I would have made the iPhone chargers a few feet longer.







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What's the worst thing after waking up? Everything! 
Until I go back to bed again.







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I hate pretending to like people who are pretending to like me.







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One of the most romantic thing you can ever do for me is buy me food.







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That awkward moment when sluts hate on other sluts, for being sluts.







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I don't get why we need to learn history. They're all dead anyway.







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