When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be, 'I left one million dollars in the...'







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My phone battery lasts longer than most relationships nowadays.







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It's funny how the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom, until they are flashing behind you.







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I'm not stupid, I'm just using my brain sparingly.







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If you wake me up and I don't get angry, you must be pretty special.







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I wonder if I've already met the person I'm going to marry.







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