When you're on the phone with an important call and your friends start making sex noises.







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I hate it when people say 'Keeping it real', when they're faker than plastic ice cubes.







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Flipping the page loudly during a test, just so everyone knows that you're ahead.







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Women are completely defenseless, until their nail polish is dry.







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Friends think I'm awesome and funny. Best friends know I'm weird and random.







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I'm not forgetful, I'm just too lazy to remember.







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