Trouble is just fun you got caught having.







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Teacher: You had a whole weekend to do homework!
Me: Bitch, I have a life.







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Taking your dog with you to 'scary places' in your house just so you can feel safer.







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Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you. 
Now I have to start again.







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You think you've lost your phone. You looked for it, announced it, accused random people. You find it in your pocket. You say nothing.







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Laughing so hard, you feel a six pack coming on.







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