Don't assume. It makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.







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People who hold the door for you when you're still so far away, forcing you into 
an awkward jog of gratitude.







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You call it being a bitch, I call it copying you.







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Laughing at the face on the TV when you pause it.







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I need an extra day between Saturday and Sunday.







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Proving a woman wrong is the most difficult thing in world.







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