That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like, 'I've got nothing man.'

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Not realizing how weird your friends are, until you start to describe them to someone else.

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When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be, 'I left one million dollars in the...'

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My phone battery lasts longer than most relationships nowadays.

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It's funny how the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom, until they are flashing behind you.

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I'm not stupid, I'm just using my brain sparingly.

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