If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me and we'll make fun of people together.







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'This bag is so full of chips!' Said no one ever.







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I'm too ugly to date attractive people, too attractive to date ugly people.







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Not telling me something because you don't want to piss me off, is probably the best way to piss me off.







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When the most boring  teacher comes into your classroom, the hands of the clock begins to slow down.







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Typing what you really want to say, and then deleting it.







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