How am I supposed to lose weight when the best part about life is food?

5      0
'You're always on your phone.' 'Well you're always on my nerves.'

4      0
How does anything ever get done at the bubble wrap factory?

3      0
Every time I lay down in bed I think, 'Why didn't I do this sooner?'

2      0
I'll do pretty much anything if I know it's guaranteed to annoy someone.

1      0
When I was a kid... No wait, I still do that.

1      0