Relationships are basically just two people constantly asking each other what they want to eat, until one of them dies.

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I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn't a selfie.

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Every day is leg day when you're running away from your problems.

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That moment in between Netflix episodes when you see your reflection on the black screen and wonder what you are doing with your life.

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Me: Does nothing for days Me: Today is a 'me' day. I deserve it, I need to relax.

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Procrastination has taught me how to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in 30 minutes.

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