I'm 99% sure you don't like me. But I'm 100% sure I don't care.







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Happiness comes from within. That's why it feels good to fart.







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Creeping so hard on someone's instagram that you end up on their best friend's brother's cousin's sister's girlfriend's account level deep.







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If you tickle me, it's either going to lead to kissing or a extreme act of violence.







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The worst thing is when you have a song stuck in your head but you only know one line.







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Winning isn't everything. Rubbing it in the face of your enemy is also important.







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