I'm not saying you're stupid, you just have bad luck when it comes to thinking.







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If you have someone in your life who laughs at the same crap as you do, no matter how messed up it is, they're your soul mate.







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Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?







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Only trust people who like big butts. They cannot lie.







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If your thighs touch, then you're one step closer to being a mermaid. Who's the real winner here.







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Some things are best left unsaid. But that's usually the stuff I blurt out right away.







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