How am I supposed to lose weight when the best part about life is food?







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'You're always on your phone.' 'Well you're always on my nerves.'







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How does anything ever get done at the bubble wrap factory?







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Every time I lay down in bed I think, 'Why didn't I do this sooner?'







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I'll do pretty much anything if I know it's guaranteed to annoy someone.







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When I was a kid... No wait, I still do that.







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