Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you?







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I have to be funny because being hot is not an option.







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If you're in a relationship and all you do is cry everyday, you'll need to stop and ask yourself, 'Am I dating a human or an onion.'







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Whatever 'serving size'. Don't act like you know me.







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Dear Tuesday, nobody likes you either. You're just Monday's ugly cousin.







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We had Social Networks when we were kids too. It was called 'outside'.







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